Back from the dead, so to speak
I’ve gone and done my disappearing act again. It is partly due to computer problems. First someone broke into my house and the only thing that seemed of worth was my ancient laptop. So they took it. The burglar was so pissed when he (or she. Woman burglar. Sexy.) found out what a piece of [...]
It’s Christmas and I’m full of it
I’ve decided I’ll just go ahead and give myself a discount on this year’s family shit-o-rama and I volunteered to work Christmas eve. It should be at least entertaining and slightly less dangerous than my family’s annual get together. The place is all Christmasy and jolly in that someone fixed the flickering florescent in the [...]
If money could talk it would say goodbye (Ancient Proverb)
I’m tired. My current job is at a retirement community. I work at the Not So Functional section, where they put the old people who talk to their dead grandmothers and like undressing in public. I am a security guard, mainly nights, which mostly gives me time to write and spare change to pay my [...]
