It’s Christmas and I’m full of it
I’ve decided I’ll just go ahead and give myself a discount on this year’s family shit-o-rama and I volunteered to work Christmas eve. It should be at least entertaining and slightly less dangerous than my family’s annual get together. The place is all Christmasy and jolly in that someone fixed the flickering florescent in the [...]
I effin hate the holidays
And I’ll tell you why. ‘Cause my mother sits and drinks shit cheap alcohol and curses both her ex husbands and when she gets drunk she shouts obscenities at Santa and his fuckin little queer elves (her words, personally I do not care which way they are sexually inclined), and my sister bitches about not [...]