5

It’s Christmas and I’m full of it

Posted by Josh on Dec 24, 2009 in Family Sucks, If only I had money and/or a sex life

I’ve decided I’ll just go ahead and give myself a discount on this year’s family shit-o-rama and I volunteered to work Christmas eve. It should be at least entertaining and slightly less dangerous than my family’s annual get together. The place is all Christmasy and jolly in that someone fixed the flickering florescent in the [...]

 
14

I effin hate the holidays

Posted by Josh on Dec 9, 2009 in Family Sucks

And I’ll tell you why. ‘Cause my mother sits and drinks shit cheap alcohol and curses both her ex husbands and when she gets drunk she shouts obscenities at Santa and his fuckin little queer elves (her words, personally I do not care which way they are sexually inclined), and my sister bitches about not [...]

Copyright © 2010 Josh Almighty All rights reserved. Seriously.
Desk Mess Mirrored v1.4.2 theme for the technologically challenged from BuyNowShop.com.