Life Sucks Chocolate Covered Cock
Sorry I disappeared. Or did you not notice? Am I a significant part of your life? Why not, bitch? Forget it. I was just depressed. I don’t know, the writing isn’t going well, I’m feeling inadequate, incompetent even. I mean look at this: INT. OFFICE. DAY Claire is standing by the copy machine holding papers [...]
OMG
Just woke up, and there was a woman near me! Wow! I got laid! It felt so unlikely that I poked her boob while she was sleeping to make sure. She woke up and asked what I was doing. I said I wanted to make sure I’m not dreaming. She laughed. I think she thought [...]
About the male protagonists
So I’ve been thinking about Bruce Willis lately, how his character is gonna shape up. I only chose for him to be a Cocker Spaniel cause I liked the sound of it, and thought that it’s a clever way to hide the word “cock” in a lead character’s description, or alternatively get some product placement [...]
About Claire’s Character
The more I think about Claire’s character the more I realize she should be an Oriental chick. I mean in her origins, she should speak English and all, but maybe her father was a Jap or something, so she has those killa slanted eyes. That might make her beautiful, but we can ugly her up [...]
The Pitch
I had a very successful pitch yesterday. I wore my best suit and went to visit my grandma. I explained to her the premise of my screenplay. She was very impressed. Had to scream most of it though, and avoid going into finer details as she is quite deaf and possibly demented. In any case, [...]
The Premise
I am currently working on a screenplay for a feature film. Here is the premise: a female executive named Claire, 34 years old and hopelessly single, wakes up one morning to find out she has become a dog. This will serve as the main metaphor for the film, as it alludes to the notion, held [...]
